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marriage
  • me:

    ok! Wow, that was so easy

  • Him:

    I'm in ur medical recordz, spyin on ur billz

  • me:

    I feel like there was very little in the way of security there...thank goodness you like me

  • Him:

    this whole separate medical records for spouses thing is inconvenient

  • me:

    I agree, we should be treated as one person, both paperworkwise AND healthwise...why aren't you taking the antibiotic I'm on RIGHT NOW

  • Him:

    AND ALSO WHY AM I NOT PREGNANT THIS IS NOT HOW THINGS ARE SUPPOSED TO WORK THE TWO ARE ONE FLESH JEEZ

  • me:

    What the heck biblical mandate?! FAIL.

  • I love you